A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
I run the irc-discord bridge so if it's problematic pm me!
[14:28] pumpuli: (pumpuli): [pumpuli] 15:27 < pumpuli> has a built in calculator
03:57 <*Toadette> i swear, if i ever forget to click that damn button ever again, i give 5000 boons to the first person that says "hello spongebob" in this chat after this message
03:57 < pumpuli> hello spongebob
03:27 < [^_^]> wiggle the right analog-stick, press up, rotate the left-stick, then twiddle the right one a bit more. now release triangle, press r1 and r2, jump twice, put the TV-remote on the floor, push up, squat, pull up twice, sit up five times, collect three keys, go north, open chest, press left, then circle and square. yell "WHEE" and you're done!