i was secretly hoping you'd submit an entry and here it is!!!
well thats a good question. to answer it, we should go back to where it all began...
it was the year 1556 AD when our great hero Chip "F" Champion was born. immediately after gaining control of his brain and ears, he started to compose chiptune music. it didnt take long for him to become mighty and ascend.
but there was one question. one question he always had and was never able to find an answer to.
"how to f?", he continuously asked himself, when he finally met an old wizard with a beard longer than the great wall of china.
the wizard shared his secrets with him, leading the way to a mysterious cave near the sea.
inside the cave, the sound of the sea was thrown back from the walls, adding a weird, crunchy texture to it and almost make it sound like a melody. slowly, our hero started to understand.
he left the cave as a new person, finally realizing what's been missing all the years in his life.
he finally understood the true nature of f
...we were talking about the botb format, right?