A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
Travel back to 1990, the defining year of MOD pioneering. Sounds notoriously sampled from the Roland U-110/220, D-110/20, D-50, Kawai K1, Korg M1, 01/W and Fairlight.
(Had to shorten down some classic samps to get it to fit into the max file size. It's way too harsh of a limit if you want a full song..! ;-;)