I'm not much of a conspiracy nut but there is something you all should know about -- The Squirrel Plague of Moses!! This pandemic was removed from the Old Testament scriptures by Roman politicians. This form of barbarism can not stand and such ignorance shall be squelched from God's green Earth or my name is not Baron Knoxburry!!
Just imagine the poor Pharaoh - first born son is dead, all the water is blood and after the locusts came the evil, red-eyed squirrel menace with large, sharp pointy teeth. Good thing they had ancient astronaut technology back then and could shoot them all dead from a crop duster with pocket nukes!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!