Licensed Games That Don't Exist
 
  Oct 25th 2022 12:54pm
 
 
Dave Swanson here.

According to multiverse theory, somewhere in some universe will exist one of every licensed game that will ever will be made. Unfortunately my secretary tells me that due to so-called ""laws of physics"" (or budget cuts from God, as I like to call them), science will never be able to let us experience Chef Boyardee Cooking Simulator 1999 for ourselves. So instead, I'm resorting to magic. That's why we hired you, sport. Through the power of magical music chinanery®, we can steal music from another parallel universe and bring it to our own! For maximum profit!!!

Dave Swanson. We're done here.

Make tracks from licensed games that don't exist!
Here's an example: Let's say you decide to make your game, uhhh... "Smuckers Jam-boree Racing". The track you compose should sound like it came from "Smuckers Jam-boree Racing". The game doesn't exist, (last I checked), but the music should convince the listener that it came from that game.

This battle has three rules:
1. The track title and the track itself must be inspired by an already existing, real (or fictional!), company or celebrity.

2. Your track name must be the name of the "game" it comes from

3. Tracks with titles or inspiration similar to an already existing game will be disqualified.

Format: [Wildchip]

Voting categories:
Famiy-friendly
Brand recognition
Guaranteed Profit
Better than it deserves
Shovelware in pants

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162216
Level 15 Mixist
NardInYourYard
 
 
post #162216 :: 2022.10.25 1:19pm
i think i understand what this is but it's still a bit foggy. could you give like an example of how a song for this battle would be named and how it would sound?
 
 
162219
Level 9 Chipist
PlugNPlay
 
 
post #162219 :: 2022.10.25 1:26pm
  
  NardInYourYard liēkd this
I probably should have explained it a little better lol. I'll fix that.

Let's say you decide to make your game, uhhh... Planters Peanut adventure. The track you compose should sound like it came from that game.
 
 
162220
Level 22 Chipist
DBOYD
 
 
 
post #162220 :: 2022.10.25 1:34pm
  
  damifortune liēkd this
Very into this idea hahha
 
 
162221
Level 20 Chipist
kilowatt64
 
 
 
post #162221 :: 2022.10.25 1:39pm
  
  damifortune liēkd this
This sounds fantastic. Love the idea.
 
 
162237
Level 11 Mixist
BinkNSmacker
 
 
post #162237 :: 2022.10.25 3:49pm
  
  VirtualMan liēkd this
how dare you imply that Tony Hawk is shovelware
 
 
162241
Level 7 Mixist
WendysOfficial
 
 
post #162241 :: 2022.10.25 4:16pm
  
  VirtualMan, kilowatt64, Blue_Christmas, Bravoman and damifortune liēkd this
We are watching with great interest.
 
 
162253
Level 9 Chipist
PlugNPlay
 
 
post #162253 :: 2022.10.25 6:32pm :: edit 2022.10.25 6:33pm
  
  VirtualMan and BinkNSmacker liēkd this
@BinkNSmacker I swear that wasn't the intention, but if we're being honest with ourselves Pro Skater on the GBC was kind of meh :P
 
 
162390
Level 15 Mixist
NardInYourYard
 
 
post #162390 :: 2022.10.27 1:20pm
  
  VirtualMan and PlugNPlay liēkd this
I'm excited for Faxes vs Printers at The Olympic Games 2008 to be a game.
 
 
163102
Level 27 Chipist
nitrofurano
 
 
 
post #163102 :: 2022.11.16 1:43pm
i always wanted to play Kojima's "The Lost Warld" (sic) - and also Swordquest Airworld (atari 2600), etc.
 
 
163139
Level 14 Chipist
bigSmonkinLoser
 
 
post #163139 :: 2022.11.17 11:43am
now thats a good theme
 
 
163225
Level 11 Mixist
Googie
 
 
post #163225 :: 2022.11.19 11:55pm
  
  Bravoman liēkd this
Oh God I can already imagine some ideas for this, lol
 
 
163319
Level 24 Grafxicist
big lumby
 
 
 
post #163319 :: 2022.11.21 5:47pm
  
  Bravoman liēkd this
VAVCO
INTERNATIONA
LDEFRAUDINGS
IMULATOR2020
 
 
163364
Level 3 Mixist
Josd
 
 
post #163364 :: 2022.11.23 2:38am
This will be groundbreaking in recovering transdimensional music
 
 
163405
Level 9 Playa
VirtualMan
 
 
post #163405 :: 2022.11.23 9:21pm
If anyone out there would like a nice flaw for their marble, I have prepared six ideas that are guaranteed to aid you in dominating this battle. Ultimate success depends on your skill and dedication, of course—but at least you can rest easy, knowing that your starting point was skillfully and carefully crafted by a team of professionals.

Interested parties are invited to post an available number 1~6 on my profile page.

Thank you and may your battles always bring personal growth.
 
 
163570
Level 13 Chipist
Lasertooth
 
 
post #163570 :: 2022.11.30 7:20am
This battle would generate a lot of really entertaining song titles. Translating that entertainment into music is an interesting challenge.
 
 
163628
Level 28 Chipist
gotoandplay
 
 
 
post #163628 :: 2022.12.01 8:48am
I thought of this when the description read out

https://battleofthebits.org/arena/Entry/McEnroe+Tennis+1980/11983/
 
 

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