We have heard your pleas of "nonexistent precipitation" and we are here to the rescue! Join us as we drain the drought from California and bring the water back to the people. It's our right as Californians to enjoy a nice cool glass of water without being told "sorry no more water for you, you washed your car this week".
Since you, the Californians chose me back in summer 2014, we have seen a tremendous increase in water! You have made the right decision and I will continue to strive to serve water to you all!
Water always wins
(message approved by golgiparty 2017)