the bank is 800,000 boons in debt?!?!
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138053
Level 28 Chipist
charlotte
 
 
 
post #138053 :: 2021.03.04 4:19pm :: edit 2021.03.04 4:20pm
  
  OminPigeonMaster, qrqrqr0515_1, sleeparrow, Jangler, MelonadeM, 2a03fox, sean, Schallwelle, pandavova, YQN, damifortune and hanna liēkd this
https://battleofthebits.org/barracks/Profile/BotB the bank seems to be very in debt. i'm not sure how the economy works, but this might be bad... (??) i am going to speculate ideas for how to fix the economy in the thread

• kleeder said that the bank always has a million boons minus the total amount of boons in circulation. if we give the bank 45% of all the boons on the entire website this should fix the economy.
• boons as mineable cryptocoin that we can also use to run botb indefinitely; every single entry on botb sold as a NFT on a illicit goods (bads???) market (??). we will use psychic mind control to get the redditors to all hold the coin in the hopes that they can become a "cool gentleman", vastly bumping the price of the stock, allowing puke to do a pump-and-dump three times a year
• not fixing the problem, but choosing to view the bank's eternal debt as "symbolism" (not sure what the symbolism is yet)

this is just a sketch pad, so please feel free to come up with new ways that you would fix the economy in THIS thread, if you want. (you don't have to, so please don't worry)
 
 
138054
Level 29 Chipist
Savestate
 
 
 
post #138054 :: 2021.03.04 4:21pm
  
  sleeparrow, petet, Jangler, sean, BubblegumOctopus, Xaser, tael, argarak and charlotte liēkd this
i recommend against #2 😛
Environmental Issues with Cryptoart: https://everestpipkin.medium.com/but-the-environmental-issues-with-cryptoart-1128ef72e6a3
 
 
138055
Level 28 Chipist
charlotte
 
 
 
post #138055 :: 2021.03.04 4:26pm :: edit 2021.03.04 4:30pm
  
  sleeparrow, petet, sean, Chip Champion, VinCMG, damifortune and Savestate liēkd this
thank you savestate, very true. i saw a guy on twitter the other day who was selling NFTs "to fund potential research into less carbon-intensive NFTs" which sounds freakin hilarious to me, it sort of feels like if people did giant fuck you excavator fracking strip mines so that they could put wind turbines in there, or something. though, i am always fascinated with the good potential in "human research and ingenuity", which so far has produced such wonderful things for the environment as NFTs. i am always monitoring such situations very closely in so far as i can find a new way to balance the boons economy, as always.
 
 
138063
Level 24 Mixist
damifortune
 
 
 
post #138063 :: 2021.03.04 5:48pm
  
  hanna, Jangler, MelonadeM, argarak, Jakerson, sean, Schallwelle, kleeder, Savestate, tennisers, BubblegumOctopus and charlotte liēkd this
  
  Vav hæitd this
well for starters we can raid ShellCorporation, that will put a big dent in the debt at the very least https://battleofthebits.org/barracks/Profile/ShellCorporation
 
 
138073
Level 23 Mixist
Vav
 
 
 
post #138073 :: 2021.03.04 7:30pm :: edit 2021.03.04 7:31pm
  
  Schallwelle and charlotte liēkd this
Reserved by cool gentleman authority
 
 
138084
Level 31 Chipist
kleeder
 
 
 
post #138084 :: 2021.03.05 12:07am
  
  DevEd hæitd this
  
  telebasher and Savestate liēkd this
- the taxman should appear every month intead of year
 
 
138089
Level 9 Playa
VirtualMan
 
 
post #138089 :: 2021.03.05 1:51am
  
  xterm liēkd this
Is this a 1940's neighbors-keeping-boons-in-a-safe bank or a 2020's let's-ruin-the-world-as-we-know-it bank we're talking about here?
 
 
138151
Level 23 Chipist
YQN
 
 
 
post #138151 :: 2021.03.05 5:53pm
  
  Jangler, Jakerson, argarak, damifortune, xterm, father, Schallwelle, maJsty14, Vav and charlotte liēkd this
its a haox lamen & gentledies! the bank has overflowed to the negative but its actually positive, its so rich its axing you your hard earned boney as if its poor but its a lie watch the new anonymous videos
 
 
138381
Level 18 Chipist
2a03fox
 
 
 
post #138381 :: 2021.03.07 5:10pm
  
  sleeparrow, VirtualMan, Jakerson, Modus Ponens, Savestate, Doxic, TristEndo, YQN and charlotte liēkd this
cant we just build a second bank
 
 
138383
Level 28 Hostist
puke7
 
 
 
post #138383 :: 2021.03.07 6:13pm
  
  hanna, kleeder, Jakerson, Modus Ponens, Savestate, 2a03fox, Xaser, TristEndo and Oli liēkd this
bank switching ftw
 
 
138384
Level 17 Mixist
ordinate
 
 
 
post #138384 :: 2021.03.07 6:42pm
  
  Tilde, VirtualMan, damifortune, loni and Vav liēkd this
as a man who has taken 2 macroeconomics courses in college and got a C+ in one of them, this is good actually
 
 
138386
Level 21 XHBist
mirageofher
 
 
 
post #138386 :: 2021.03.07 8:47pm
  
  Tilde, DevEd, VirtualMan, sean and Vav liēkd this
everyone quiet down money does not exist ok
 
 
138388
Level 18 Chipist
2a03fox
 
 
 
post #138388 :: 2021.03.07 9:19pm
  
  Jakerson, mirageofher, Doxic, damifortune and Vav liēkd this
is botb going into a depression?? 🧾 evidence---

1.bank bad
2.sad songs
3.moar ohbs mean more work are people eSentially working extr jobs to make endss meet?????
4.e
 
 
138399
Level 31 Chipist
Strobe
 
 
 
post #138399 :: 2021.03.08 3:05am :: edit 2021.03.09 1:03am
  
  mirageofher, Doxic and kleeder liēkd this
My only question is about how I report fraudulent behavior.
the nonexistent support from BotB Bank HQ is utterly unenjoyable.
 
 
138400
Level 31 Chipist
kleeder
 
 
 
post #138400 :: 2021.03.08 3:29am
  
  Strobe liēkd this
in the same boat as strobe
 
 
138401
Level 12 XHBist
MelonadeM
 
 
post #138401 :: 2021.03.08 3:36am
  
  father and 2a03fox liēkd this
fuck yea lets get it to 1 million in debt
 
 
138418
Level 23 Mixist
Vav
 
 
 
post #138418 :: 2021.03.08 6:49am
  
  VirtualMan and mirageofher liēkd this
you both have sufficient power to enact your will

do it you wont
 
 
138436
Level 31 Chipist
Strobe
 
 
 
post #138436 :: 2021.03.08 9:08am
  
  sean, Savestate, Vav, mirageofher, Doxic, Jakerson and kleeder liēkd this
I am uncorruptable.
 
 
138463
Level 23 Mixist
Vav
 
 
 
post #138463 :: 2021.03.08 3:02pm
  
  Strobe liēkd this
we will see 😀
 
 
138492
Level 29 Chipist
Savestate
 
 
 
post #138492 :: 2021.03.08 8:23pm
  
  Strobe liēkd this
you say that, but as soon as a waffle or two are on the line …
 
 
138519
Level 9 Mixist
pizza-chan
 
 
post #138519 :: 2021.03.09 9:28am
  
  damifortune, tenryuu and Vav liēkd this
i'll happily take your boons, i promise a 8% annual return on investment
 
 
138520
Level 9 Playa
VirtualMan
 
 
post #138520 :: 2021.03.09 9:38am
  
  pandavova, DevEd and sean liēkd this
I'm not falling for that one again.
 
 
138582
Level 20 Chipist
DevEd
 
 
 
post #138582 :: 2021.03.09 10:37pm
  
  pandavova, OminPigeonMaster, Vav and VirtualMan liēkd this
if you give me boons i will give a 0% daily return
 
 
138623
Level 27 Chipist
Jangler
 
 
 
post #138623 :: 2021.03.10 5:39pm
  
  charlotte liēkd this
omelas bank of botb
 
 

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