We BotBrs live in a world filled with uncertainty and doubt, it is of paramount importance to find a solid financial foundation on which to build your future. In the past year BotB has experienced severe XHB market instability, with the introduction of new financial instruments in the form of 2HBs and 4HBs. New taxes have been enacted which have encroached upon unsuspecting BotBrs' nest eggs. Battle commodity speculators have skyrocketed the demand of allgears, creating the so-called "allgear bubble", while other formats are suppressed by shadowy forces in the highest echelons of BotB government and industry. One simple glance at the list of richest BotBrs is enough to show the rampant corruption and nepotism that plagues the entire financial sector. All of these forces combine to make financial navigation of our current situation almost impossible for the average BotBr on Main Street. I hate to see the little guy trodden down by the banksters and fat cats, so I decided it was time to do something about it.
Today I am very excited and proud to announce a new, low-risk, high-yield investment vehicle for growing your boon wealth quickly and safely. My crack team of expert trend forecasters and capital quality evaluators have developed a technology-driven, sustainability-focused resource allocation strategy which has shown very exciting returns over extremely short time horizons. In some cases, our investors have enjoyed yields in the high double digits within a few weeks of initial investiture.
I have recently bolstered my fleet of accountants and our team is now ready to expand into open market operations. There is still only limited room for new accounts during this first wave, so there will only be a short time to take advantage of this once-in-a-generation opportunity. Best of all, there is no minimum investment requirement! You can start an account with a single boon!
Starting your investment very easy! To start an account, simply send me any amount you would like to invest and you will begin to receive returns every Sunday during our weekly payout period.
An investor may get back less than the amount invested. Information on past performance, where given, is not necessarily a guide to future performance. All investments are subject to market risk. In point of fact, the risk for this particular investment is 100%, because this is a Ponzi Scheme. I'm keeping all of it. >:D
Looking forward to our bright futures together!