Exciting Boon Investment Opportunity, Get in on the Ground Floor!
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Level 24 Mixist
post #127474 :: 2020.09.25 11:41am
  VinCMG, JINTAKE, Strobe, damifortune, RadamLee, Jakerson, sean, big lumby and CastleNes liēkd this
We BotBrs live in a world filled with uncertainty and doubt, it is of paramount importance to find a solid financial foundation on which to build your future. In the past year BotB has experienced severe XHB market instability, with the introduction of new financial instruments in the form of 2HBs and 4HBs. New taxes have been enacted which have encroached upon unsuspecting BotBrs' nest eggs. Battle commodity speculators have skyrocketed the demand of allgears, creating the so-called "allgear bubble", while other formats are suppressed by shadowy forces in the highest echelons of BotB government and industry. One simple glance at the list of richest BotBrs is enough to show the rampant corruption and nepotism that plagues the entire financial sector. All of these forces combine to make financial navigation of our current situation almost impossible for the average BotBr on Main Street. I hate to see the little guy trodden down by the banksters and fat cats, so I decided it was time to do something about it.

Today I am very excited and proud to announce a new, low-risk, high-yield investment vehicle for growing your boon wealth quickly and safely. My crack team of expert trend forecasters and capital quality evaluators have developed a technology-driven, sustainability-focused resource allocation strategy which has shown very exciting returns over extremely short time horizons. In some cases, our investors have enjoyed yields in the high double digits within a few weeks of initial investiture.

I have recently bolstered my fleet of accountants and our team is now ready to expand into open market operations. There is still only limited room for new accounts during this first wave, so there will only be a short time to take advantage of this once-in-a-generation opportunity. Best of all, there is no minimum investment requirement! You can start an account with a single boon!

Starting your investment very easy! To start an account, simply send me any amount you would like to invest and you will begin to receive returns every Sunday during our weekly payout period.
An investor may get back less than the amount invested. Information on past performance, where given, is not necessarily a guide to future performance. All investments are subject to market risk. In point of fact, the risk for this particular investment is 100%, because this is a Ponzi Scheme. I'm keeping all of it. >:D

Looking forward to our bright futures together!
Level 23 Grafxicist
big lumby
post #127475 :: 2020.09.25 11:43am
  Vav liēkd this
damn ok take my boons
Level 26 Mixist
post #127476 :: 2020.09.25 11:43am
  big lumby liēkd this
It's a game of trust XD
Level 24 Mixist
post #127477 :: 2020.09.25 11:49am
  big lumby liēkd this
Yes, trust is a very important factor in deciding whom to trust with your hard-earned boons. I believe that my sterling reputation speaks for itself.
Level 31 Chipist
post #127478 :: 2020.09.25 11:54am
  pandavova, Doxic, mk7, Jakerson, djmaximum and big lumby liēkd this
  Strobe and Vav hæitd this
i dont get it, couldnt you just talk normal english to me and not that corporate poop crap
Level 24 Mixist
post #127479 :: 2020.09.25 12:03pm
  Svipal, pandavova, mk7, kfaraday, big lumby and kleeder liēkd this
Kleeder, if you would like a prospectus, they are available for free! Simply send a post card with your request to:

PO Box 963, New York City, New York State, 10108

Also, warum sollten wir Englisch sprechen, wenn wir die Sprache der Götter sprechen können?
Level 4 Criticist
post #127481 :: 2020.09.25 12:44pm
  big lumby and Vav liēkd this
This sounds like a scam but I have sent you every last cent in my bank account.
Level 24 Mixist
post #127486 :: 2020.09.25 1:11pm
  pandavova, xterm, damifortune and kfaraday liēkd this
Your 5 nub deposit will see astounding growth, rest assured.
Level 26 Grafxicist
post #127489 :: 2020.09.25 1:51pm
  Vav and big lumby liēkd this
i have also invested my b00ns
Level 22 Chipist
post #127493 :: 2020.09.25 2:48pm
  xterm, mk7 and Vav liēkd this
stonk time
Level 29 Chipist
post #127494 :: 2020.09.25 3:08pm
  Modus Ponens, xterm, mk7, big lumby, Xaser, Jakerson and Vav liēkd this
i have invested 69.420 boons in vav funds
Level 11 Playa
post #127519 :: 2020.09.27 12:06am
  maJsty14 liēkd this
  Vav hæitd this
i think you should rename to Ponzi buddy!
Level 28 Chipist
post #127520 :: 2020.09.27 12:21am
wonder if dog would be interested
Level 14 Chipist
post #127536 :: 2020.09.27 6:48am
  big lumby liēkd this
I sent you many boons for the investing, but only because you invoked the sage Stick Stickly. Don't tarnish his reputation with nefarious scam stuff!
Level 24 Mixist
post #127559 :: 2020.09.27 1:15pm
  sean liēkd this
Ok! Excellent week everyone! Markets were a bit wild on Friday and Saturday, but we ended on a very good rally and I'm happy to say that everyone who decided to invest will be receiving a 13.7% yield for their payout today!

We are very excited about the prospects of next week's projected trends! They look even more bullish than this week! The accountants are operating at 110% capacity right now, but we are still accepting new accounts at this time. Please send me any amount of boons you would like to invest this week. The next payout day is on Sunday, Oct. 3rd. Don't miss out on this opportunity to secure your future! We are all going to make it!
Level 29 Hostist
post #127560 :: 2020.09.27 1:22pm
  Modus Ponens, Xyz, Jakerson, Yung Gotenks and kleeder liēkd this
  Vav hæitd this
yer butt is a loophole
Level 24 Mixist
post #127562 :: 2020.09.27 1:40pm
  sean, CastleNes, Strobe and Creenter liēkd this
Truly spoken like an entrenched financial despot. Soon all these people slaving away day to day will have a way out of your oppressive system! Get out from under his thumb! Everyone who wants financial freedom, invest!
Level 31 Chipist
post #127579 :: 2020.09.27 9:46pm
  kleeder, Modus Ponens, Jakerson, sean, Vav and CastleNes liēkd this
Could be one of the best investments I have made in my entire life. ;)

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