A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
Got to try out a bunch of random techniques, that was fun :)
Made for my nodejs bytebeat player at https://pastebin.com/xwtRgcfV . Doesn't work with greggman's online version unfortunately, might spend a bit of time to fix it later. Sits at a comfy 979 bytes, without totally minifying the crap out of it (version with some notes, before I started cutting it down: https://pastebin.com/UiqNkH79 ).