Chip Champion
Level 30 chipist
 
Thrash 
5th Σ5.483

 
Power 
7th Σ5.478

 
Endurance 
8th Σ5.415

 
Progness 
12th Σ5.165

 
Schizer Blitzkrieg 
2nd Σ5.807

 
of dragons and feces
 
  6th/31   Σ27.348   Nov 3rd 2013 2:45pm
 
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blorf

basically the same thing i did for metal i

PS i still cant play guitar

lyrics: feel free to sing along

they're now in sight, the dark one's forces draw near
get in the fight, you cowards shan't be spared
a warrior's right, through enemy forces i'll tear
and gladly die, for a maiden so fair

we've broke the lines, my noble comrades cheer
his grand design, the dark one's plans weren't clear
i hear his voice, i wont bend down to fear
but it warps my mine, now all i care about is beer!

i've had a change of perspective, had a change in my head
got a fresh allegiance with the lord of the dead
evil washes cross the land, i don't give a fuck
went to slay the goblin king, instead we got drunk

told an elf to lick my asshole
a magic spell puts me out
i've had a really bad day
the dragon shit on my house

fought the evil witch, yeah she tasted my sword
afterwards we went bar hoppin' with dwarves
offered the princess' hand for breaking the horde
took one look at her and said "i'd rather bang your finest horse!"

i've returned to my keep and what evil is this?
we've 5 kegs of drink, and no bags of chips
i turn to my right, to arlez the swift
and send him for some food
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33183
Level 27 Chipist
post #33183 :: 2013.11.03 2:46pm
  
  raphaelgoulart, Slimeball and brightentayle liēkd this
what is this dragon poop crap
 
 
33184
Level 22 Mixist
post #33184 :: 2013.11.03 2:51pm
  
  Slimeball and brightentayle liēkd this
Dragon poop?
Wha- .......I don't even wanna know.
 
 
33201
Level 25 Chipist
post #33201 :: 2013.11.04 5:18am
  
  goluigi hæitd this
  
  Slimeball liēkd this
i was pretty sure my entry would be in the top 10 until i saw this haha
btw this is pretty nice, except for the singing in the beggining lmao
 
 
33328
Level 11 Criticist
post #33328 :: 2013.11.09 3:29pm
  
  Chip Champion liēkd this
oh god the lyrics, best entry
 
 
33330
Level 25 Chipist
post #33330 :: 2013.11.09 7:34pm
  
  goluigi liēkd this
This title upsets me somehow.
 
 
33332
Level 22 Renderist
post #33332 :: 2013.11.09 8:26pm
hahahahaha! countercosby in spirit! which is always A PLUS!
 
 
33790
Level 25 Chipist
post #33790 :: 2013.11.24 10:08am
  
  Chip Champion liēkd this
'5 kegs of drink, and no bags of chips' - every man's problem
 
 
33812
Level 20 Chipist
post #33812 :: 2013.11.24 8:16pm
  
  Chip Champion liēkd this
you should totally put out an album with all your tracks with vocals
 
 
33813
Level 20 Chipist
post #33813 :: 2013.11.24 8:16pm :: edit 2013.11.24 8:17pm
Ho damn double post sorry
 
 
34101
Level 23 Chipist
post #34101 :: 2013.12.04 5:53pm
  
  Chip Champion liēkd this
You, knox, and goto80 at the same gig. Possible?
 
 
34110
Level 8 Chipist
post #34110 :: 2013.12.05 2:52am
What have I... I... This is crazy. Like awesome crazy.
 
 
71307
Level 10 Mixist
post #71307 :: 2016.08.21 11:32am
Shit dragon, rise from your grave
 
 

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