Chip Champion
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of dragons and feces
  6th/31   Σ27.348   Nov 3rd 2013 2:45pm

basically the same thing i did for metal i

PS i still cant play guitar

lyrics: feel free to sing along

they're now in sight, the dark one's forces draw near
get in the fight, you cowards shan't be spared
a warrior's right, through enemy forces i'll tear
and gladly die, for a maiden so fair

we've broke the lines, my noble comrades cheer
his grand design, the dark one's plans weren't clear
i hear his voice, i wont bend down to fear
but it warps my mine, now all i care about is beer!

i've had a change of perspective, had a change in my head
got a fresh allegiance with the lord of the dead
evil washes cross the land, i don't give a fuck
went to slay the goblin king, instead we got drunk

told an elf to lick my asshole
a magic spell puts me out
i've had a really bad day
the dragon shit on my house

fought the evil witch, yeah she tasted my sword
afterwards we went bar hoppin' with dwarves
offered the princess' hand for breaking the horde
took one look at her and said "i'd rather bang your finest horse!"

i've returned to my keep and what evil is this?
we've 5 kegs of drink, and no bags of chips
i turn to my right, to arlez the swift
and send him for some food
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Level 28 Chipist
post #33183 :: 2013.11.03 2:46pm
  brightentayle, Slimeball and raphaelgoulart liēkd this
what is this dragon poop crap
Level 22 Mixist
post #33184 :: 2013.11.03 2:51pm
  brightentayle and Slimeball liēkd this
Dragon poop?
Wha- .......I don't even wanna know.
Level 25 Chipist
post #33201 :: 2013.11.04 5:18am
  Slimeball liēkd this
  goluigi hæitd this
i was pretty sure my entry would be in the top 10 until i saw this haha
btw this is pretty nice, except for the singing in the beggining lmao
Level 11 Criticist
post #33328 :: 2013.11.09 3:29pm
  Chip Champion liēkd this
oh god the lyrics, best entry
Level 25 Chipist
post #33330 :: 2013.11.09 7:34pm
  goluigi liēkd this
This title upsets me somehow.
Level 22 Renderist
post #33332 :: 2013.11.09 8:26pm
hahahahaha! countercosby in spirit! which is always A PLUS!
Level 26 Chipist
post #33790 :: 2013.11.24 10:08am
  Chip Champion liēkd this
'5 kegs of drink, and no bags of chips' - every man's problem
Level 21 Chipist
post #33812 :: 2013.11.24 8:16pm
  Chip Champion liēkd this
you should totally put out an album with all your tracks with vocals
Level 21 Chipist
post #33813 :: 2013.11.24 8:16pm :: edit 2013.11.24 8:17pm
Ho damn double post sorry
Level 23 Chipist
post #34101 :: 2013.12.04 5:53pm
  Chip Champion liēkd this
You, knox, and goto80 at the same gig. Possible?
Level 8 Chipist
post #34110 :: 2013.12.05 2:52am
What have I... I... This is crazy. Like awesome crazy.
Level 10 Mixist
post #71307 :: 2016.08.21 11:32am
Shit dragon, rise from your grave

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