edit: pre-squished version
edit harder: i realized that i'd written code that reads IT modules, so i used that to calculate the "optimal" sample rate that would keep the file size under 16 KiB. but you know what? this version actually sounds better.
A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
imagine the trash compactor scene from star wars episode iv, but with samples instead, and also jazz