Guys, stop writing 8-shit in SunVox. THIS is how you're supposed to use it.
... including the fact that I'm doing something that's currently not a proper feature so I have to do it the hard way. Trust me, tuning each note is a pain in the ass. The mute feature was VERY useful for those chords.
This uses a hi-gain amp metamodule by cjaxis, which you can get here: http://www.warmplace.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=2575
It also uses one of the snare samples which come with SunVox, because I suck at synthesising snares. This is the only sample I use.
If your computer can't handle playing this in real time, there's an "Export to WAV" feature. Use it.