A merchant crosses your path -
"I've got nothing, I tell ya."
Star Trek - The Lost Episodes "Where No Hair Has Gone Before"
Captain's Log: 70-92-4102
The Enterprise is under heavy attack after Kirk has stolen some rare Romulan shampoo to try and salvage a bad hair dye job given by Mr. Sulu. The shields are down and beyond repair. Scotty is in sick bay after eating some bad barbecue Tribbles and can't help in the repairs leaving only the ship medic Bones to try and remedy the problem. All seems lost until Spock saves the day by showing the Romulans how he rocks the illest chilli bowl in the galaxy by throwing Vulcan gang signs and using a last ditch photon torpedo…thus saving the crew…and Kirks hair.