Cheese Junior, full-time club renegade and legendary two-step champion, melts his way through the crowd Velveeta-style to once again command the electric air of the club scene. But on this fateful night, he decides it's time to kick things into high fucking gear. From a cheese hole, he produces a sapphire orb known only as the "Bleu Lantern." Transfixed in lust over its mysterious and powerful aura, a jam circle of wicked adversaries begins to form around Cheese Junior. It's up to him— cheesy holes and all— to defend the sacred relic from evil, so that its powers of gouda may be passed on to the footwork forces of the future.