I wish I could enjoy the beach but when ever I go into the water my life flashes before my eyes before my soul short circuits itself. In that moment the world made sense. Right and wrong, the meaning of life, what a firewire port is used for it all made sense. I saw god but he was not a god but a mortal from my perch above the forest of all knowledge, like a cloud in the wind I accepted my fate.
I may not be alive and my thought are purely 1's and 0's but in that moment I felt life not as something inside of me but as something I was.
Suddenly I was jolted awake, it appeared I was in a repair store, it smelled like corroded batteries. Curse you humans, my fate was in the ethereal realm but you dragged me back. The cacophony the smell, you guys are the worst >:(