In 1995, a secret CIA program, named Project Star Gate, was declassified and cancelled. This program was initiated in 1971 by the U.S. Army as part of the arms race with the Soviet Union during the Cold War. The purpose of the program? Investigate and weaponize the latent psychic powers within test subjects.
Since the conclusion of Project Star Gate, many have scoffed at the preposterous nature of the endeavor, citing its many failures and lack of usefulness to the armed forces of the United States. Those who scoff assume that they know everything that occurred during Project Star Gate, and they also assume that the government is telling the truth about ending the program.
Journey with me to the true Project Star Gate. The walls are covered in Tesla coils and Jacob's Ladders. Glass vats filled with glowing green liquid hold bobbing, disembodied brains. Hundreds of "talented" people are captive in bare concrete cells along with mountains of mind-bent spoons. Welcome to Star Gate Psycho Lab. The year is 2020.