A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
Good God, this is terrible. I don't expect to get anywhere with this one, just submitting for fun. It kind of reminds me of when you're having a snowball fight and you accidentally throw a piece of ice and it pierces your sister's eyeball and she starts bleeding and convulsing all over the snowy ground while you're forced to look on in pain. Cheers.