goluigi
Level 28 Chipist
 
classic DOS module
3rd/30

 
springiness 
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flower power 
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eval() 
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fever 
23rd Σ5.482

 
spring in pants 
14th Σ5.541

 
Ode to Gumbo the Yummy Gummy Bear
 
  4th/106   Σ28.540   May 12th 2013 4:01pm
 
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rip gumbo the yummy gummy bear

I mourn the loss of my beloved gummy bear. We were the best of friends, inseparable soulmates created for each other. We used to frolic in the happy and colourful fields of cutieland springs. We told each other jokes and laughed at them and we used to dance to the tune of the tuney tune by mr tune. Then we would sit under the starry stars and count all of them and sleep. There was literally nothing that could go wrong.

Then one day, I got very very hungry. Unfortunately, we had no candy canes or gumdrops; we had exhausted the supply in the cutie friends eating compo. There remained a few candy crumbs in the satchel.

We ventured onward, hoping to find a goopy goo tree which has goopy goo sap dripping down the trees. We could mould it and create gumdrops with it. Alas, there were only formaldehyde filly flowers scattered about this endless field and nothing to eat.

And what's this in the distance??? Oh look a goopy goo tree! Gumbo and I proceeded to dance in circles singing to the tune of tuney tune by mr tune. But then some meanie men came over with their big meanie monster truck and axed down that goopy goo tree. I fell to the ground crying "NO! NO! NOT US! WHY????????? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".

Gumbo patted my back and stroked my hair and said in a soothing voice "shhhhhh shhhhh, it's all right now...no need to worry"

"THERE IS PLENTY OF REASONS TO WORRY! THOSE MEANIE MEN CHOPPED DOWN OUR LAST HOPE AT SURVIVAL AND WE CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!!" I lashed back in tears.

I cried for 15 days, 8 hours, 1 minute, and 47 seconds. Then Gumbo had an idea. "Well, I'm technically edible...you could just eat me..."

"How could I possibly eat you Gumbo, you silly willy??"

"Well, it's not like I have any purpose in life anymore, my wife died and my children left me and I'm unemployed."

"You do have purpose in life! You're my best friend and soulmate! You brought meaning to a child that once had none and brought direction to a child who was once lost! And that child is me!"

"But my purpose is to be eaten! I was manufactured in a Haribo factory but somehow escaped and discovered the outside world. I was manufactured to be eaten! That is my purpose!"

"But...but I..."

"No, this is the only hope you have!"

Gumbo proceeded to build a fire and placed a cup under the fire. I was puzzled at why he was doing this but I let him continue. Then he stepped in the fire.

"GUMBO NO!!!!!" I screamed as I ran over and tried to pull him out of the fire. He just pushed me away and I fell to the ground. "THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOOOOOD, DRINK ME PLEASE!!!!!! AAAAAAAA" screamed Gumbo as he slowly melted into the cup.

I sat there on the ground, crying again, this time for 30 days, 8 hours, 1 minute, and 43 seconds. Then, slowly I picked up the cup and......very slowly........drank out of it.....crying and choking. I cried more and more. I cried and died.

Then I got up and walked in the distance to the Sad. Sad. swamps where the trees sang Sad. songs.






also this is goluigi's entry to spring tracks 2 which is probably unrelated to this story
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27553
Level 14 Pixelist
post #27553 :: 2013.05.12 5:11pm
  
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i watched gyms' friends screaming before i found this

thanks for calming me down im scared as fuck
 
 
27557
Level 15 OHCist
post #27557 :: 2013.05.12 6:39pm
  
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EXCELENT!
 
 
27586
Level 21 Chipist
post #27586 :: 2013.05.14 12:10am
  
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I'm sorry kfaraday.
 
 
27588
Level 19 Mixist
post #27588 :: 2013.05.14 2:09am
  
  goluigi liēkd this
i luv the story

i want to be goluigi when i grow up

ROOF
 
 
27766
Level 24 Mixist
post #27766 :: 2013.05.20 9:16pm
  
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tux, you shouldn't be scared. it can mean many things(like love or horny)but never to harm or make fun of you behind your back.

hey goluigi i like this a lot. it made me so sad that i wanted to scream
 
 
28017
Level 21 Chipist
post #28017 :: 2013.05.26 2:16pm
  
  goluigi, kfaraday and Slimeball liēkd this
MIP (malmin progress)
 
 
28025
Level 22 Chipist
post #28025 :: 2013.05.26 3:30pm
  
  Slimeball and goluigi liēkd this
goluigi should turn this into a novel

or an experimental art indie game

charge 10 dollars on steam
 
 
28028
Level 28 Renderist
post #28028 :: 2013.05.26 4:09pm :: edit 2013.05.26 4:11pm
  
  goluigi liēkd this
Yeah golgi is the next generation malmypoo. ^o^
 
 
28494
Level 24 Chipist
post #28494 :: 2013.06.07 6:02pm
  
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BIG HEART MADE OF ASCII FOR GOLUIGI!!
 
 
28633
Level 22 Chipist
post #28633 :: 2013.06.11 7:58am
  
  Slimeball and goluigi liēkd this
AMAZING.
 
 
28969
Level 25 Chipist
post #28969 :: 2013.06.24 6:59am
  
  goluigi liēkd this
One of my favourite entries :)
 
 
29028
Level 14 Chipist
post #29028 :: 2013.06.25 3:06pm
  
  goluigi liēkd this
Fabulous, i'm gonna put this in my cellphone
 
 
29050
Level 23 Chipist
post #29050 :: 2013.06.25 5:44pm
  
  goluigi liēkd this
I like the switch to 6/8 time for second half
 
 
29100
Level 21 Chipist
post #29100 :: 2013.06.26 12:16am
  
  goluigi and Interrobang Pie liēkd this
Congrat's goluigi! You did well :D
 
 
29106
Level 28 Renderist
post #29106 :: 2013.06.26 12:38am
  
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Congrats goluigi! You did decent. ;)
 
 
29114
Level 28 Chipist
post #29114 :: 2013.06.26 5:13am
  
  Interrobang Pie and Slimeball liēkd this
thx a lot
 
 
29124
Level 25 Chipist
post #29124 :: 2013.06.26 7:53am
  
  goluigi liēkd this
I like the lead halfway through. Reminds me of Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells II.
 
 

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