A merchant crosses your path -
"I've got nothing, I tell ya."
OFFICIAL PROGRAM NOTES (scroll over these synced to the song as its happening if possible~ maybe dont read them out beforehand haha)
0:00 - brought to u by Usagi Fistplate Productions (wow)
I. Chen Is Building A Rocket To The Moon
0:08 - OUR STORY BEGINS IN SCENIC GENSOKYO AS OUR FAVOURITE PET HEROINE CAT CHEN YAKUMO IS SLEEPING SILENTLY IN WHEREVER SHE LIVES, WHEN SHE SUDDENLY RECIEVES A CALL TO BUILD A ROCKET IN HER BACK GARDEN
FROM PROTEIN BAR AND UTSUHO REIUJI'S ABANDONED NIPPLES AND FLY IT TO THE MOON.
0:43 - THE ROCKET IS COMPLETE. CHEN YAKUMO IS READY TO PILOT THE ROCKET TO THE MOON. OH MAN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, BLAST O--
1:03 - hold on, technical difficulties
1:07 - LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN... OH MAN, WE'RE ATTAINING BLAST-OFF
II. Chen Is In A Rocket In Space
1:24 - CHEN YAKUMO REACHES THE OUTER LAYERS OF THE STRATOSPHERE AND IS ENJOYING THE WONDERS OF SPACE. IT'S VERY COOL
1:49 - chen yakumo has calmed down a bit and is enjoying the majesty of space. she is looking at various space debris and small aliens saying hello to her from the wind screen
2:23 - !!! small bout of panic homesickness??? relax chen, yer on a space mission. get at er, girl~
2:39 - chen sees the moon in site and prepares to land~
2:49 - LANDING
III. Chen Is On The Moon
2:51 - chen is walking along the moon and sees a mysterious moon creature. it's... TEWI INABA??? she holds the secret to getting to the moon palace but isn't going to give it up easily
2:59 - gimme that key to the palace u fuckin....! (don't tell me you're thinking of seducing her...)
3:33 - chen arrives at moon palace after some... questionable activities. u know she does this to every girl trying to find the moon palace, right chen
IV. Chen Is In The Moon Palace
3:41 - chen is in the moon palace to watch the introductory POMP and royal dance OF THE HOLY MOON LEADER, eirin yagokoro. i changed the melody just enough that i won't get b7 on botb.
4:16 - the dance is reaching a fever pitch! chen can't help but join in too
4:25 - uh oh chen, u might want to dial it down a bit. i think shes tryin to one up you here... what are ya gonna do chen
4:35 - oops ok we offended her. this is bad
V. Chen And Eirin Are Having A Battle In The Moon Palace In Space
4:38 - oh man oh dang
4:45 - danmakus are traded back and forth
5:00 - its heatin up!!! eirin drunk the hourai elixir (kaguya isn't here for this battle. she is in a hot tub) and for some reason everything is going back in time in a weird and geometric order. chen
escapes the moon palace with eirin in hot pursuit in a big-ass drug tank. this lunar pharmacist is shootin all sorts of craaazy psychedelic drugs at our protagonist!!
5:25 - wait... it can't be... the drugs is giving chen an epiphany??? she's storing up an immense amount of power!!!
5:35 - damnit, to hell with this mission she's been given!! chen screams her desire to return home with all the power she can muster! the world is warping... she's being catapulted back towards
5:43 - aaaah, this is a bit peaceful... chen's very glad she got away from all that frantic craziness to some peace for a change... wait
5:55 - aaah oh nice o o ohhh ohoh christFFFFUCK-- chen catapults thru the atmosphere at 1000000mph, slamming head first on the ground...
6:08 - wait.... aaah! she's okay???
6:18 - wait. she's still sleeping silently in the place she was in the beginning! perhaps it was just a stupid dream all along... man, this allegorical fantasy gensokyo nonsense is givin me a headache.
someone give me a refund
6:44 - ha ha, could it be????
2a03. dont ask what version of famitracker i did this in