Feat. my voice! o:
"At Brand X, we believe that our customers should be treated as individuals. That’s why we’ve come up with this irritatingly bland background music that’s engineered to appeal to a wide audience.
We believe in a simple, affordable customer experience. Which is why we hired this man we found out on the street for a dollar an hour to play the most simplistic guitar chords we could think of.
We value our customers, and we are standing by 24/7 to take your money- er, calls in case you are not satisfied with our products.
Brand X: We Believe."