A merchant approaches you! o__O
"Yaargh, wish I had wares to sell ya!"
Hello madams, sirs, [and 76 other participants],
I am Keffie Hemstrich-Johnsto, a PhD researcher in historical chiptune studies at the University of East Duffin, with an interesting historical discovery. Over the past four years our musicologists have been excitedly studying the works of one "MECHAMOZART" (b. 2014, d. 1786), one of the giants of chiptune music, despite having only written one work, his "ACTION CLASSICAL INC.". A masterpiece in "whatever" form, its assured technical command of funkay action basslinez, smangin chipy goodNES and "notes" cannot be understated, as it consistently worms its way into many top 10 lists, with over fifty five fans as of the writing of this dissertation.
Recently however, we have discovered he was working on another work, sometime near his birth in late 2014. The discovery was found on one "Keffie Hemstrich-Johnsto"'s computer hard-drive who messaged us one day from a mysterious cottage in East Duffin, assuming it was the work of a lesser composer such as SCHUVIRT, or SCHOENBUBULA, but after painstaking hex-editor analysis and "music theory" we are confident in declaring it as an original MECHAMOZART, along with the other 75 spurious nsf files, that aside from this one, appear to just spell out shapes of private parts in pain-staking, 4-bit shaded hexadecimal code. While it does not show the same command of hawt ass beats0rs as his legendary opus 1, we believe it is a work of oustanding merit, and we would like to give you its first performance.
Okay everyone have a good time,
- Keffie Hemstrich-Johnsto, PhD MA BFF U.Ed