You have less than an hour to move your boons to offshore accounts! :U
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101993
Level 27 Hostist
post #101993 :: 2018.07.13 8:19pm
  
  VinCMG, MiDoRi, VirtualMan, goluigi, Slimeball, anewuser, malmen and Savestate liēkd this
The BotB Bank has forced my hand and it is broken!
OWE MY WRIST!!
THE BANK will take what it has declared its duty proper, due and proper, as THE BANK sees fit. 13% off all boons witheld by BotBrs of BotB OmniTrust will be relinquished hitherto such a moment as 11:59 and 13 seconds Eastern Daylight Savings Time on this Friday the 13th of July in this the Thirteenth Year herein BotB prevails.
 
 
101994
Level 17 Chipist
post #101994 :: 2018.07.13 8:26pm
  
  Karmic, Savestate and chinanewyr liēkd this
I will show THE BANK by going horribly minus and i know how to do it 😏
Jk, that would probably ruin the site :D
 
 
101995
Level 13 Chipist
post #101995 :: 2018.07.13 9:00pm
  
  Flaminglog, Slimeball, anewuser, petet and b00daw liēkd this
Karmic, BotB took 21.32 boons from you.

that fuckin merchant better have stuff now that the botbconomy isn't in a total bust
 
 
101996
Level 27 Hostist
post #101996 :: 2018.07.13 9:00pm
  
  Flaminglog, anewuser and Savestate liēkd this
"puke7, BotB took 22,489.00 boons from you."
;.;
 
 
101997
Level 21 Mixist
post #101997 :: 2018.07.13 9:01pm
bruh i just lost like 508 boons
 
 
101998
Level 29 Chipist
post #101998 :: 2018.07.13 9:03pm
212.13
 
 
102000
Level 17 Chipist
post #102000 :: 2018.07.13 9:12pm
  
  MiDoRi and Slimeball liēkd this
Nani? Just when I had recently got my first badge and I barely had a little more than 750 boons.

Well, I guess nobody wants another OHB for the overused NSF+ format.
 
 
102001
Level 19 Criticist
Xyz
post #102001 :: 2018.07.13 9:12pm
  
  anewuser liēkd this
The bank is still in the red this isn't good
 
 
102002
Level 13 Chipist
post #102002 :: 2018.07.13 9:13pm
  
  Flaminglog, Slimeball, RazerBlue6 and petet liēkd this
i think for the bank to get back in the green it would have to take back every boon that was ever given
 
 
102003
Level 26 Renderist
post #102003 :: 2018.07.13 9:38pm :: edit 2018.07.16 11:03am
  
  raphaelgoulart and Karmic hæitd this
  
  Modus Ponens, xterm, anewuser, kleeder and petet liēkd this
1.) boon fines for ailments. law... and order... (1000 per ailment; no negatives.)

2.) tax bracket for monthly botbrs taxes. poor have less taxes; rich have more.

3.) work on the merchant for items to buy/sell.

4.) fees to unfavorite tracks. (100 boons per unfavorite.)
 
 
102004
Level 20 Mixist
post #102004 :: 2018.07.13 9:49pm
  
  Slimeball, chinanewyr, xterm, anewuser and Karmic liēkd this
  
  b00daw hæitd this
we need a bailout
 
 
102005
Level 19 Criticist
Xyz
post #102005 :: 2018.07.13 9:58pm
  
  Cessor Safari liēkd this
that vanity fee isn't nearly high enough
 
 
102006
Level 29 Chipist
post #102006 :: 2018.07.13 10:07pm
  
  puke7, anewuser, b00daw and Karmic liēkd this
... i was gifted 212.12 boons by an unknown patron

i'm donating them to BotB btw thanks
 
 
102012
Level 26 Renderist
post #102012 :: 2018.07.13 11:25pm
!botbr unknown patron

BotB :: BotBr no found! =0
 
 
102014
Level 26 Chipist
post #102014 :: 2018.07.14 1:32am
  
  Savestate, raphaelgoulart, Flaminglog, Robyn, puke7, Slimeball and anewuser liēkd this
what tax? *continues to sleep on a bed of boons*
 
 
102015
Level 23 Chipist
post #102015 :: 2018.07.14 1:39am
  
  Robyn liēkd this
ill donate each and every boon i earn to botb for a lifelong right to host any ohb i want
 
 
102019
Level 20 Chipist
post #102019 :: 2018.07.14 2:01am
  
  raphaelgoulart, VinCMG, Modus Ponens, MiDoRi, TMM12, Dimeback, Slimeball, tennisers and kleeder liēkd this
We have to make it negative enough that it'll overflow
 
 
102024
Level 22 Renderist
post #102024 :: 2018.07.14 4:46am
this was long overdue, was wondering when it was going to happen XD

An entry gives you boons? botb takes a cut from you! a percentage of it automatically gets assigned to botb bank.

I have given boons before, wondering if I should go back to zero or only keep enough to host 1 ohb.
 
 
102025
Level 17 Mixist
post #102025 :: 2018.07.14 7:01am
The BotB bank gives you those b00ns... botb taking a cut will not help the current situation.
 
 
102026
Level 15 Chipist
post #102026 :: 2018.07.14 7:24am
why did the boonpocalypse have to happen at a time when i wasn't on botb
 
 
102027
Level 22 Chipist
post #102027 :: 2018.07.14 7:57am
  
  Slimeball and Apsarah liēkd this
TAX EVASION
 
 
102033
Level 17 Chipist
post #102033 :: 2018.07.14 9:23am
  
  TMM12, Flaminglog, gotoandplay, Slimeball and Karmic liēkd this
BotB (or was it Bill gates?) gave me back the boons (thx to petet, too; I gave you back your boons but thx, anyway).

Because of this, if anyone ever wants an overused NSF+ OHB I'll be glad to host it if I'm online. I probably won't be able to participate, though, until I finish the Summer Chip entry.
 
 
102046
Level 13 Chipist
post #102046 :: 2018.07.14 4:04pm
  
  raphaelgoulart, andres, Apsarah, b00daw, DevEd and RigidatoMS liēkd this
taxation is theft
 
 
102084
Level 7 Playa
post #102084 :: 2018.07.15 12:43pm
taxation only hurts the poor i miss my trickle boons
 
 
102087
Level 14 Playa
post #102087 :: 2018.07.15 1:22pm
Suggestion for taxes:
1) income tax
2) *ist class membership tax
3) transaction tax
4) beer tax (when you donate foreign currency to puke7)
( 5) sales tax )
 
 
102112
Level 27 Hostist
post #102112 :: 2018.07.16 9:26am
  
  VinCMG, anewuser, Modus Ponens, Slimeball, b00daw, petet and xterm liēkd this
income tax makes no sense since the tax goes to the same place the payout comes from
transaction tax is a good idea -- maybe 3% ?
fees to unfavorite I've wanted to do for a long time
ailment fines are also badass
and before merchant items maybe wizards/clerics that can alter your aura for donations (but wouldn't they keep them boons? :u )

I've been thinking that every Friday the 13th, if the bank is in debt, that it collects 13% from everyone. Next Friday the 13th isn't until September of 2019. We could always expand the pot, but that wouldn't make sense w/o applying some inflation to match.
 
 
102120
Level 26 Renderist
post #102120 :: 2018.07.16 3:29pm
  
  mootbooxle and Slimeball liēkd this
Well the merchants can have bank accounts but also can do random encounter OHB betting to try to make (or lose) boons.
 
 
102143
Level 14 Playa
post #102143 :: 2018.07.17 9:00am
  
  Savestate, Robyn and Slimeball liēkd this
"income tax makes no sense"
But what about BotB Health Insurance and other social things??!
I'm getting a feeling the Administs and SYSOPists aren't really interested in the common BotBrs well-being anymore >:C
 
 
102290
Level 18 Mixist
post #102290 :: 2018.07.22 2:41am
  
  Savestate liēkd this
payin taxes makes me feel like a patriot and a patron
 
 

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